Let's face it... the DemoSurrenderists Code Pinko's believe this war is being fought unfairly. It is a onesided affair that doesn't give the terrorists much of a chance... we observe them from high above using the best in high tech equipment and then we spend $1 million killing them. The Surrendercrats believe this is an unfair outcome for those they have decided to back in this debate... they banked on our US American All-Volunteer Troops in losing this war.
How to fight this war cheaply...
Cancel the building of two B-2 bombers... and use those funds to send a special developed group of Cub Scouts (age 7 to 11) with sling shots, pellet guns, frozen paint ball guns, Little League Baseball bats, and zip ties to hog tie every terrorist they capture.
We can first send in some hand picked observers to properly plan this war before we send in those Cub Scouts. They will come from Yale, Harvard, Cal State Fullerton, Berkerely, and Princeton... the brightest of the Freshman and Sophmore classes... they will be sent in as ENLISTED... or they will go to jail... or they will race off to France on Mommy and Daddy's dime never to receive amnesty. They will get to see if the above plan of arming very fast nimble 7 to 11 year olds is possible... they can write term papers to obtain college credit in "Mission Planning" and "Organizational Development." They will be told that they must deal with what they are given... and any additional planning or desire for materials not on the manifest is strictly forbidden. A military deploys with what they have available... and we have millions of slingshots ready to go.
Five million of those Cub Scouts will be unleashed on the insurgency.
Armed to the teeth with the earlier mentioned tools they will capture insurgents and beat them senseless into submission without killing them. They will zip tie each one and send each one of them on a one way plane ride to Gitmo.
We are a broke nation... or so the DemoSurrenderists state in their debate on this war. It is TIME to DRAFT their Cub Scout son and end this war quickly before we expend anymore precious dollars on this failed war.
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